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Designing a Portfolio Site

Hello All! You want some tips in designing a Account site for personally. Is there within a we should go by or just design and style it however we please Would a few of you designers caution to post your own portfolio sites hence I may see what to do when I’m creating mine. I have to have ideas! Please assistance! Thanks so a lot! Designerbabe32 – When you’ve got finished college, complete a cover letter which includes a resume and place that inside easiest to find component to your site. I shall do this once my school ends (3 1/2 years). – You should definitely only post your best and latest function. – Make sure to have the easiest make use of design so any visitor can get to any component to your site presenting notice. – I propose making your website a place intended for news/ updates of this site. I will probably be doing that on mine time soon. -There prolly tend to be of which I can’t imagine atm. So,… – Finally, Believe inside Yourself! Be diligent about putting dates in your site. If there are a news or improvements section, don’t day the entries. If … Continue reading

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I got a THREE LETTER DOMAIN NAME (.COM) !!! Don’t Hate!!!

Yep, baby! http: //www. threeletterdomainname. com/ : -D Where can you find the time for many this extracurricular exciting stuff Believe me, you have no clue. I’m doing these items nonstop lately. Especially considering domain names. thats kinda unique. but tell me what will you with such the name, what do you intend to use it from now on. the best option would be to collect some three letter domains as well as re-sell them Correct. I guess MY SPOUSE AND I should give up on the net dev stuff as well as whip out some million dollars and start committing to LLL. com’s at this point!: -D then what else can you do with a domain like threeletterdomainname. com/. and after dealing millions if you can make billions, give me this share for such a wonderful advise: rambo: ONE. I was thinking it could be a cute name for just a web design studio having a self-deprecating sense associated with humor / personality. ONLY TWO. Nuh uh. Pondered the idea when you told me…: -P.

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So HTML + CSS, Now PHP or javascipt?

Ok, I like having technical. Filburt pronounces " it’s ACTING as a web server". Might we state of which and be appropriate It’s form of a gray area. I would express technically, if it’s not able to always be accessed by other computers by way of a URL, then it is not a web host. Just my 2 cents. I’m certainly not gonna say filburt’s completely wrong, though. Like WHEN I said, I think it’s a gray area. A gray area with computers I thought it absolutely was either " on" as well as " off"! Thanks for that input guys. Hey guys im returning thanks for trying to keep the thread active one last question The best way or where did you learn php plus javascript I dont have got any books however i may attempt to learn from multiple sites after which just alot associated with trial and fault practicing and mucking around by using it. I acquired PHP from internet. php. net MY PARTNER AND I learned Javascript coming from www. javascript. com (though you will find better sources associated with info). MY PARTNER AND I learn well by example… but some people are better off with … Continue reading

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Most Awesomest ‘Terms of Service’ and ‘Privacy Policies’

I’m making this thread for people to talk about their favorite Stipulations of Service in addition to Privacy Policies pages they’ve seen on internet sites. They don’t need to be from your individual websites, any website will perform. They should always be creative, funny, along with distinctive, or quite possibly just pathetic. Enjoy yourself. My favorite to date is this: " Put in your sleep, along with we’ll track that. " (http: //beta. yawnlog. com/home/tos) Brief and sweet. Their privacy policy is usually pretty human-friendly too (http: //beta. yawnlog. com/home/privacy_policy). I merely wish more websites were that way. Hmm… nearly all websites implement TOS along with PP for authorized reasons. If the companies behind the sites have something value protecting, they won’t come up with a joke out of those documents. Perfect, but there are generally still many internet sites that don’t really worry about legal stuff and now have a sense connected with humor. Some have put contests inside their ToS. First individual who calls this # gets $1K, and many others. Heard of a single program who got the decision a year after it ended up. 100 of Stipulations and majority seriously isn’t bothered to go through them.

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Some humor for the weekend

I thought this great site was pretty interesting to read. If you’re interested in going into web site design, development, or artwork design, then this is more or less what you’ll be facing in the future: http: //clientsfromhell. tumblr. com/ There’s 60 minutes gone from living. LMFAO… I actually similar to this client:: -D http: //clientsfromhell. tumblr. com/post/454886520/client-so-cant-you-write-anything-look-at-the.

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web site construction

good day compadres. would your realized selfs tell me of a workspace set upward conducieve of resourceful genius. the hard ware required and quantity of people working using a e com start up to be able to create a website generateing revenue involving 100 million with year one. frankk… If we knew the solution to that, we probably wouldn’t often be here (on WDF). And if I had a concept for 100 trillion dollar site, MY SPOUSE AND I wouldn’t tell any person. But thanks for visiting WDF… you manage to have a good notiion of humor Ask this guy. He knows a bit about that form of thing.

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