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Annoying client

Posted on November 17, 2012 by admin450 views

I became approached by a new local band to style a website with regard to them. I saw some draft styles, spent about THREE OR MORE hours discussing it with these. They were pretty impressed. When pricing I normally start at 100 pounds, and then add on extras with regard to hosting in pursuing years. For these kind of guys, because there’re students (and there are at least A FEW of them) MY SPOUSE AND I suggested a you off payment connected with 100 pounds. This includes design and hosting and support for as long as I have webspace. The band member I became talking to for the most part, decided this price could be ok, but she would discuss with the other band. After your woman talked to these, and their tunes teacher – they will said they don’t pay 100, but can pay 20. One fifth of what WE suggested. My business is 18, planning in store university in september to undertake an Internet Precessing degree. MUST I: 1 – Refuse anyone with do it for 20, try to acquire them to deliver more, and say no whenever they wont. 3 – Refuse THIRTY, try to get them … Continue reading →

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Is this some kinka joke??

Posted on November 11, 2012 by admin479 views

www. ps. com I happen to randomly find this " web design company". Are they will actally serious Seems someone that is around 15 years too late for your " Hey look what I learned to do" web designers. As fun as these reviews/bashing times are(I have ingested part in several of them in the past) who owns the site wouldn’t request his site that they are posted here plus made a mockery involving. If that provider is truly marketing website creation products then he/she obviously does something right.. you decide I just dont experience its approperiate in order to post links to sites for any soul pourpose with making fun analysts. They’re doing something right once they own a 3 letter. COM website name! PS: your name PS. COM is probably VERY VALUABLE. Once they weren’t a profitable company, they may easily sell it. It does work that they could be doing something proper, or they have an excess of cash to know what to do with it… you decide… I’m envious.. I dont imagine the bank parting with the actual name anytime rapidly. It has also been registered since 1993 and incorporates a current date in order to … Continue reading →

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Screwing Around 2

Posted on November 9, 2012 by admin377 views

See attachment. Simply screwing around with paint. Not a bad concept, but needs lots of work. If you’re going with the bent page thing – do it all the manner man! (But will not overdo it) Reminds me of the old macOS software.. I’m keen the concept. The clean and economical. Allow it to be so number one particular. — Jean Luc-Picard Could do with extra colour IMO, beige/brown doesn’t take action for me: -/ its about to be hard to make a layout within paint… Messin around with paint Why will be the attachment a. png Result in I converted that in photoshop. And if you could ask, I find paint easier after i am doodling after that photoshop. Ahh Indeed, sorry for underestimating the facility of conversion!: basic: I have the identical opinion about doodling, fresh paint is easier as compared to photoshop. Can we produce thread that will probably be their for that propose of doodling This thing I drew, its not about to become a website or anything but merely a doodle. lol… I’ve got a few ‘doodle’s to even come up with a joke about.

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want to know what not to do on a website????

Posted on October 26, 2012 by admin400 views

would like to know what not to accomplish on a webpage just fallow that link!! http: //www. freewebs. com/neosbetter/index. htm I’d say this really is worse: http: //www. angelfire. com/super/badwebs/ Heh. A CSS Zen Backyard design by one among our own users: http: //csszengarden. com/cssfile=http: //www. tastydirt. com/zen/sample. css Government and specially public education (not better public education) web sites usually are horrible, although some federal government sites like http: //www. nasa. gov/ are quite nice theoretically 508-compliant (as many government sites ought to be). It’s safe to say that Zen Backyard site takes the particular cookie. But no less than it has ALRIGHT navigation, unlike as well as I mentioned! Why is, I wonder WHEN I suppose there’s really little accountability, and that experts claim the folks the webmasters of (local) govt sites don’t known enough to tell a good, easily navigable site originating from a bad one. http: //www. greenville. k12. pa. us/ you cant also tell the hyperlinks apart when they dont change at mouseover or almost nothing. emailing Mr. Hasp is easy when you finally get the links figured out. Teachers> Staff Directory> visit H nevertheless yeah, the navigation method is seriously lacking. http: //seizurerobots. com/ … Continue reading →

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Looking for the right forum

Posted on October 11, 2012 by admin601 views

I’m new here plus the reason I become a member was to find out more about web design. I noticed the services requested section and 90% of the post have many hundreds views and " 0" replies so I guess that’s not a good place when you need help. Can someone explain to me where will be best to post a variety of questions I will probably have. I know basic html but as everyday goes by that will becomes history, could be seen as there are new approaches to design website day-to-day. I simply need a position where peple are going to be willing to guide me out if when I get in the pickle The reason why there are no replies within the " Request A Service" section, is that replies there tend to be prohibited. If somebody ‘A’ posts any request there, you should contact person ‘A’ instantly through e-mail. This is certainly to avoid men and women advertising their products. You need to remember that questions within the " Request A Service" forum, are from individuals who want a complete job done. They aren’t asking design or perhaps coding questions. They are prepared to pay people … Continue reading →

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Duel layouts

Posted on October 5, 2012 by admin462 views

We’ve started a job on my website to which, depending on any time on the users’ period on their laptop will load up one of two layouts. I will put a link at each layout to allow for the user for you to switch between that skins. I am regarding designing graphically right now, instead of subject matter. I will be adding content while my site grows. The very first layout is these: http: //www. remidica. net/x/ The other layout is these: http: //www. remidica. net/x/x/ Really, I’ve already got the joke about the double x’s and having to make a third layout for your final X. My question is that I don’t want to have the second layout being excatly like the very first layout. The navigation at the end is what is actually driving me insane. Does anyone have got any ideas on how I could truthfully lay out the navigation on the second layout Every comments, good and also bad, for this is certainly welcome! The more I am aware the better. And – as much as I know, both sites really should be viewed in all broswers (unknown regarding Opera), and all os’s (unknown for Linux).

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Finding a job?

Posted on September 13, 2012 by admin476 views

I’m gonna be looking for a entry-level web design job soon, hopefully with a new design firm in addition to an in-house position which has a large company. I have a new bachelor’s degree in one of those ‘new media’ form programs, though I obtained started with basic web page design while I ended up being still in senior high school. Not really thinking about doing freelance products so my ‘experience’ is mostly limited to what exactly I taught by myself & what POST learned in school, a few personal sites i always have made with regard to myself, homework challenges, and stuff coming from a joke " internship" which has a company that probably didn’t survive the 1-year draw. I also currently have a very sort of part-time occupation doing occasional updates towards website of a smallish company, which We have had for might be 8 months today. I only know a certain amount of programming and Now i’m interested more in the design end of things approach programming end with things. I’m really wondering only can actually expect that they are hired by everyone, and how much I’ll expect to be paid only DO get appointed. The only … Continue reading →

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in line images

Posted on September 5, 2012 by admin452 views

New poster here, I just want to be able to put images for the same horizontal line or 3 or 4 images side by simply side. That’s most I ask. You should help me. Thankyou Cowpie9 What maybe you have tried It need to just minicode < img /> < img /> < img /> /minicode. Hi there Shani; Your answer shows that of a amature I ‘m, yes that functions & can be used but would want to have space among the images as being the background picture in my site can be changed often, the background is definitely dark enough therefore , the text can be read through the whole site, I have a number of advertisers that I’d like to put a bit text around & have some space involving the images. Thankyou much; cowpie9 this is my site http: //www. kiva. net/cowpie9/ if you care trend ( It will not be entered in the most effective web site contest " ever" ) < div> < img…… style=" drift: left; padding: 5px; edge: none; " \> < img…… style=" drift: left; padding: 5px; edge: none; " \> < img…… style=" drift: left; padding: 5px; edge: none; " … Continue reading →

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7 Billion People

Posted on August 17, 2012 by admin385 views

Possesses anyone had any dealings with all the company " 7Billion People" www. 7bpeople. com – now there claim is – they’ll with some really clever javascript and also behavioral science, custom design your whole site (on that fly no less) to your visitors tastes : thereby increasing conversion rates on your own site, and boost sales. Has anyone observed anything good or bad about it company That’s like ironic… It took me over 60 seconds to uncover what they carry out, and I have to just click " more… " to do that. Then, there’s a tiny " contact us" link for the top and bottom belonging to the page… almost too small to find out. I don’t know easily could ever learn how to contact them devoid of either observing that, or scrolling towards the bottom of some sort of 2000 pixel high page. They certainly didn’t design their site for " our taste". Additionally… on the principal page… the videos belonging to the " checkout process". What’s that all about I can watch all of that determine what this company does I like think the WEBSITE (fake company) could possibly be a joke (or satire). You might … Continue reading →

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